E-Trade is arguably the most popular and well known online discount stock brokerages. Boasting over 4000 employees and having a net income over 600 million dollars per year (2006), E-Trade clearly is sitting high on the list of top online brokerages. I personally use E-Trade for all of my investment needs and do recommend it to anyone who is considering opening an account with an online stock broker. Here is how it E-Trade ranks among their competition:

Have you ever played a game of poker with just chips and no money on the line? In those games players bluff, they call hands they know they have no chance at winning, and will ultimately play in a manner that displays one huge underlining problem: they don’t care because it’s not real money. Well, that’s paper trading in a nut shell.

Every day the stock market tempts me to be a gambler and not an investor. Each day that I become a better investor, I am tempted to throw it all away for some risky trade. Becoming successful in the Stock Market is never something that is easily accomplished, and one of the main reasons is because it is just too easy to get caught up in the quest for fast and easy money. You make a few good investments, and just like that you feel like you are ready to take on some of the more riskier positions. The irony of it is that you built up most of your gains and confidence through conservative investments. So why would it make sense to go against what is working for you?

Every investor needs a self created list of rules to invest by so that they stay disciplined and successful. Many investors learn the hard way what the do’s and don’t's of the stock market are, but fail to write them down so that they don’t repeat these mistakes over the course of their investing career. You need to make a list of rules to invest by yourself, and this article will show you how to do that.

Many if not all of the blog sites in the stock market niche are more than happy to offer you with their opinions and stock picks for your portfolio. This is something The Investor’s Journal does not and will not ever offer. Some might see this as a disadvantage for the website, but to me it’s just not worth the hassle. The goal of this website is to teach you how to invest, not to tell you what you should invest in. I want you to learn how to invest so that you can free yourself from relying on others to help you grow your portfolio. Why is that? Because no one cares about your money like you do!

* Note: this article is satire *

I have a confession: I love watching late night infomercials. It’s like seeing the aftermath of a train wreck; it’s terrible to witness but you just can’t turn your head away from it. After many nights of watching these infomercials, I believe I have come up with the perfect how-to guide to make your inferior product and/or service into a cash cow! Here’s how it’s done: